Above: Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey looses her cool at a dinner party one evening.

I’ve never been one for Reality TV or its drama-craving fans who sit two feet in front of the set watching for the latest battle to unfold.

Fans who stuff their face with popcorn while they wait in hopeful glee that in a fit of volatile cattiness, someone on the show gets slapped in the face and gets their *blonde-is-really-not-your-color*, lace-front wig pulled off and thrown to the ground–and if they’re lucky–in front of their bastard children who already act a little too grown up for their age. And in New Jersey … it’s worse!

The real housewives of “that side of town” proved just how awful that armpit of state really is (We love you New Jersey!).  And if you don’t believe me, just take Miss Big Hair (above) for example.

Bitch loses her cool over the dumbest shit that she clearly had a hand in just before slamming well-manicured fists on a dining table that costs more than my tax return and promptly flipping it over in a rage that apparently made her husband very horny that night. Die (No. I really don’t mean that — at least I shouldn’t).

How is it that people can watch these bimbos and all of their tomfoolery?

I’ve seen overweight pandas locked in a cage act more sensibly than these idiots. But as it seems, reality TV is catching like H1N1 and I’m caught in the path of this purportedly unscripted, cocaine-induced genre that is quickly becoming the spectacle of choice among avid TV watchers.

I’ve started to hate myself each time I chuckle or laugh with these nimrods as they try ever so hard to “act normally”.  I want to run away and not fall victim to the renewing power of cheap daily comedy at someone else’s expense, but this circus is in some ways inescapable and your Samsung LED flat-screen will end up force feeding Reality TV to you one way or another.

Of course not all Reality  TV is as ghastly and  lively as the picture I have painted above, but it sure seems that way. By the way; Don’t you just love NeNe from the Real Housewives of Atlanta??

NeNe, How you dooowehh??